I win at life!

So you know those people at theater's who are so obnoxious and rude? And you just want to shut them up? Well, I was one of them tonight. I had tickets to go see West Side Story! I was super excited. Sara, Elaine and I sat down anticipating those catchy snaps and hearing, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" sung live. It was an enjoyable fiasco. Entertaining, yes, but ridiculously over-the-top. I mean cornier than Kansas in August. It actually hurt me. The Maria had a horrible accent (though she's really from Portugal and Brazil) and Tony had a voice of a nightingale-except for when he missed several notes. The dancing was excellent. But the love, oh the sappy, sappy love. I know it's a fast pace love story--after all it is Romeo & Juliet. But, really?! There was a scene where Maria clamors, "my hands are cold" (in a devastatingly fake "Puerto Rican" accent) Maria then puts her hands on Tony's face and exclaims, "now they are so warm." Tony responds with heart wrenching conviction, "we are one now." If that's not bad enough, there was just lines that made your ears want to TURN off. Unfortunately, I cannot recall these gems.

But to the point on how I was the annoying one amongst the audience. Well, RIGHT before the drawing of the curtain, it's the rumble. So Tony accidentally stabs Bernardo (Maria's brother). Tony though, really wanted to stop the fight, but after his friend is killed he goes cray cray. As the reality of his actions settle in as Tony clutches the dead body and yells, "MARRRRRRRRRRIAAAAA" in this very very over dramatic fashion. It is dead silent but when he yells her name in vain I found it the funniest thing ever and I exclaimed loudly, "BAH!" A mixture of laughter and dumbfoundedness, except that the ENTIRE theater was SILENT and it was supposed to be a TENSE moment and my "BAH!" echoed off the walls! I couldn't help it. Really I couldn't. I had been biting my tongue trying to stifle my laughter (really, some gems, I don't know who wrote this production, but BAD!) I don't think I have ever been that awkward in front of SO many people. The guy sitting next to Sara laughed at my reaction. But I felt awkward and embarrassed for all of two minutes and then got my ice-cream for intermission (a WONDERFUL thing about U.K. theater, ice-cream during intermission, makes up for such small seats!)

After intermission I resolved to be quiet and NOT laugh too loudly. It was an excellent plan...I had a wee outburst, but I stifled most of it with my sleeve. So they had a dream sequence representing a perfect world where Maria and Tony could be together without any racial or gang tensions. They were all dressed in white and suddenly Bernando and Riff come out in identical white wife beaters with a GIANT blood stain floating down the stage. It was ridiculous. I could handle all the parts that oozed cheese, but there was a completely UNNECESSARY scene. Gang rape. It was graphic for a stage production-the guys were holding down her ankles and arms as one guy was making thrusting motions on top of her. It was awful. I had to hold Elaine's hand because it was just disturbing. I don't know why it was there, maybe to show more racial tensions? But I think by the last fifteen minute we get it. They hate each other. They called them spics, raped Anita, and it was just enough. Finally, after Tony's untimely death Maria clutched the body. She was very still, silently sobbing when OUT OF NO WHERE she cries out to the gods, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I can't even tell you how bad of a production it was. I mean it managed to entertain me because of it's ridiculousness. I was extremely rude, but I tried to keep my laughs to myself. But the gang rape scene was unforgivable, it served absolutely NO purpose.

On another note, I got my hair cut for my summer trip! It's a lot shorter than I originally wanted. But I like it. I haven't had it this short since 5th grade. I know it's not really short short, but to me, it is. OH and i've got my train tickets! HELLO EUROPE, here I come!

new hair!

I had an exam today and I kicked its butt! Take that Chaucer! I decoded your ye old English ways!

PLUS I have officially made my mark on Edinburgh (not that I peed on anything...I didn't physically make my mark!) but I am now a published author for the Nomad magazine! The Nomad is a travel magazine written and run by students on campus. I had to submit my pieces and they were selected. This was in the beginning of first semester, so I did not think about it much nor was I expecting too much. Then surprise! I am published! What was even more of a pleasant surprise was that I got two whole pages to myself! TWO! The illustrations on my pages (they are the prettiest, not to be too vain, but they really are) were specifically drawn to my stories. I was impressed! =)

Oh and I had a lovely dinner with my flat mates Jane and Marika, because Marika was leaving for home (Norway) we exchanged our embarrassing stories, it was a lot of fun. Which made me sad that I did not take advantage of our proximity to each other sooner. They are both very nice and I'm beyond lucky that I moved into flat 18!

me, marika & jane in our kitchen

Well that's enough ramblings for today. =)